Indmix.com

Ok this is for all my Houston peeps. So, one of my favorite things to do while I am bored at work is to check www.indmix.com. For those who don't know it's a website which posts pictures from parties around the Houston area. It also has a list of e-flyers for upcoming events. Ya know it keeps you indmix. Anyway after going through last weekend's parties, which is the same list of the same people at the same parties, I began to realize I am as siddity and bourgeois as they come.

Here are some examples as to why.

Could these dudes try any harder...I mean really. Is all that necessary. All of it.

What is this 1992? Do people still really wear colored contacts? I mean who do you think you are fooling? Your eyes are not green? Everyone knows. Stop fakin'.

This is the dude that did Paul Wall's grill. Uh I wouldn't trust this fool with my mouth. He looks like a fucking vampire. Ewww!!!

See...This is when my siddity-ness really starts to come out. There is so much wrong with this pic...I mean is she for real? And she's all cheesin like she's fly. Somebody tell her not only is she not Christina Aguliera but that look is a bad one anyways. Geez.

I don't even have to say anything. But that tattoo shop is paid.

You know how there is an age minimum to get in the club, like either 18 or 21...Well I am in favor of an age maximum. Can we get that on the ballot?

This one falls under so many categories. Old, tired, ghetto, trashy, sleazy, hoodratish, and that blond hair? Whew. Ladies really, clothes are okay. The chick on the left is the only one who has any damn sense. How did she even get in the pic with the other two? I wonder if they are all friends? Weird.

Okay the last thing I have to say about the club. And ladies tell me how you feel. Why does every flyer have a half naked woman on it? What exactly is that promoting? She's not going to be at the party. Do these idiot "marketers" ever think that women view these flyers as well. Sorry again, I'm siddity. Oh well.

Here's a little extra treat. Crack Kills.